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Ranger_of_darknezz
Posts : 120 Join date : 2007-09-27 Age : 35 Location : Darknezz base
| Subject: quotes Sun Oct 07, 2007 11:22 pm | |
| Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. | |
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Ranger_of_darknezz
Posts : 120 Join date : 2007-09-27 Age : 35 Location : Darknezz base
| Subject: Re: quotes Sun Oct 07, 2007 11:22 pm | |
| Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. | |
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Ranger_of_darknezz
Posts : 120 Join date : 2007-09-27 Age : 35 Location : Darknezz base
| Subject: Re: quotes Sun Oct 07, 2007 11:22 pm | |
| Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. | |
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Ranger_of_darknezz
Posts : 120 Join date : 2007-09-27 Age : 35 Location : Darknezz base
| Subject: Re: quotes Sun Oct 07, 2007 11:22 pm | |
| Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. | |
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Ranger_of_darknezz
Posts : 120 Join date : 2007-09-27 Age : 35 Location : Darknezz base
| Subject: Re: quotes Sun Oct 07, 2007 11:23 pm | |
| Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! | |
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Ranger_of_darknezz
Posts : 120 Join date : 2007-09-27 Age : 35 Location : Darknezz base
| Subject: Re: quotes Sun Oct 07, 2007 11:23 pm | |
| The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. | |
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Ranger_of_darknezz
Posts : 120 Join date : 2007-09-27 Age : 35 Location : Darknezz base
| Subject: Re: quotes Sun Oct 07, 2007 11:23 pm | |
| There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. | |
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Ranger_of_darknezz
Posts : 120 Join date : 2007-09-27 Age : 35 Location : Darknezz base
| Subject: Re: quotes Sun Oct 07, 2007 11:23 pm | |
| It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. | |
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Ranger_of_darknezz
Posts : 120 Join date : 2007-09-27 Age : 35 Location : Darknezz base
| Subject: Re: quotes Sun Oct 07, 2007 11:24 pm | |
| When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. | |
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Ranger_of_darknezz
Posts : 120 Join date : 2007-09-27 Age : 35 Location : Darknezz base
| Subject: Re: quotes Sun Oct 07, 2007 11:24 pm | |
| Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
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Ranger_of_darknezz
Posts : 120 Join date : 2007-09-27 Age : 35 Location : Darknezz base
| Subject: Re: quotes Sun Oct 07, 2007 11:24 pm | |
| Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. | |
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Ranger_of_darknezz
Posts : 120 Join date : 2007-09-27 Age : 35 Location : Darknezz base
| Subject: Re: quotes Sun Oct 07, 2007 11:25 pm | |
| You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! | |
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Ranger_of_darknezz
Posts : 120 Join date : 2007-09-27 Age : 35 Location : Darknezz base
| Subject: Re: quotes Sun Oct 07, 2007 11:25 pm | |
| What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' | |
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Ranger_of_darknezz
Posts : 120 Join date : 2007-09-27 Age : 35 Location : Darknezz base
| Subject: Re: quotes Sun Oct 07, 2007 11:26 pm | |
| Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. | |
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Ranger_of_darknezz
Posts : 120 Join date : 2007-09-27 Age : 35 Location : Darknezz base
| Subject: Re: quotes Sun Oct 07, 2007 11:27 pm | |
| What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come. | |
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